Playing and Report

[will]

I think we all should start playing paintball, and write a report on it.

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Today I played 5pm - 7:38


High lights:
OTB walking, and laning all the way to the snake, even pausing mid way to lay on back center. Left the refs asking. "what was that?!"

Shot in the hand many times, and injured enough to stop me from playing the rest of the day by a bogus play!

Apparently some so-called semi-pro...cheater made a bs play after his dead team mate I shot out told him there's a layer in the snake. I even herd him ask to confirm it. Soon after he gets in, I'm on him tightly. He comes out, and I lit his body up, and he lit my fist up. Without even checking himself he then does a run threw.

According to NPPL rule books players must check themselves, or be penalized. What a scumbag

[EastSideAssassins_JoE]

well sum hav been speakin of wen prac. will b. wel to tell u the truth we rnt sure yet. u c i get off of skool at the end of may but will derek and jeff r in the area still. so u guys should get off ur lazy asses lol and go do sum practicin together. and i belive me and will were talkin bout goin to hustlers, e-jams, and even top gun to host sum of our prac.

[derek]

ok but i can't play till my arm's better lol

[EastSideAssassins_JoE]

i no that derek so u do wat u can for now and once u r ready to go u can just get in contact wit the rest of the guys and start up wit them wit all the prac and shyt ight bro.

[bones]

hey anybody kno the site i can go to to find the cyborg?

[derek]

it's www.macdev.net

this isn't the right thread for that question though

[will]

I got to play again just last friday from 530pm till 9pm.

High lights
A good amount of girls showed up, half of them having asses. If they weren't so crowed by stupid kidz pff I would have brought them into the back ;D

Every game was me vs. everyone, and half the time I played the snake.

My allergies left me feeling stoned, slightly dizzy, and gave me minor headaches.

[EastSideAssassins_JoE]

can u for one second not think bout pussy or weed. goddam u like a stoner perv lmao ;D ;D ;D .

[will]

I think I smoked like twice in my life time lol

It's all me sweet cakes ;D

[EastSideAssassins_JoE]

well thats good cuz trust me its overrated. i smoked for 3 years and just stopped cuz it was just useless. its dumb, PUSSY IS BETTER.

[EastSideAssassins_JoE]

well i went to buffalo this past weekend and let me just tell u that it felt great to get back behind that gun and start rippin that paint. i played just speedball and was there for bout 7 hours goin at it. i played bout 35 or 40 games. i won bout 30 games or a lil more then that. i lost a few in the begginin cuz u no i was a lil rusty, but it cam back real quick. and i finally got to rip open that cyborg and let me just tell u that it rocks boys. but i believe ill b goin bac to that place in bout a week or 2. so this to me is like prac and will im tryin those new calls out. i was sayin them in my heads after i told the guys the other way so i would get use to sayin them. it really does work well as long as we all get use to it. so next time u guys go to prac tryin usein the calls wit each other or just say them in ur head so u can get use to them.

[ledzep89]

i played on fri

ejam was packed but it was some good stuff

good fun good times cant wait till we start playing together

[EastSideAssassins_JoE]

yea man me either, but all good things cum to those who wait. how did u do by the way, at e-jams?

[Will]

I played on Friday from 5 to 9, and on friday night I found out about a 2 man tournament for the next day. Thing was if you signed up you got a free eclipse book bag. The owner Mike showed me that bag, and wow I was like, "sign me up".

So I played saturday from 10 - 2pm. I didn't come to win, and I came by myself, but another guy who just came for the bookbag just happened to show up as well so we became a team : Strike 3. We played great, and should have gotten first place, but shit happens.

HOwever I guess I'm glad I learned some valuable lessons.
1st call yourself out if you herd your marker(hopper) get hit. I herd the click, and I gave it a check. I did not see a hit. I called a ref over as well, and he called me clean. So I pushed right up the field, and got the last lucky punk kid out. After the game the head ref sees a mark, and gives the win to the other team. There went first.

Second mistake was never stop shooting at player until they put their hand up (make the fuck say mercy). This asshole did a suicide 1 for 1 bunker on me by going threw the x, resulting in him in the open. Well my mate shot him, and the guy is just stopped dead (implying he stopped playing, and he was out) Well I guess the scumbag decide seeing he didn't officially call himself out, and only implied it, he'll play on. He easily got my team mate out. I herd the scumbag saying after that game that the shots bounced off his mask, and he thought he was out until he realized the shots were bounces.

Third place we lost to a good game, against some of my friends. It was over.

We didn't' come to win

So remember, and please even in practice do this:

• Call yourself out on the sound of the crack.
  
  
• Light the fucker up until he's got his hand high in the air.
  

[derek]

hey you shouldn't be disappointed about that at all.. and those are good mistakes we can all learn from